Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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