Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize