whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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