So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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