If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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