im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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