I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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