these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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