i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The power of my boobs compel you
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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