This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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