i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
