He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
