therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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