nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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