I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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