Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
