He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
