I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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