I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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