did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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