Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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