Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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