I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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