goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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