I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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