nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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