the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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