Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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