Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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