You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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