why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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