IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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