My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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