I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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