I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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