Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
