Your tits are I can't wait for
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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