we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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