He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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