His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
They have beer where we have blood.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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