Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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