This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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