it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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