I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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