i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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