Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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