Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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