even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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