He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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