Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
