Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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