talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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