their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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