Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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