Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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